Say It With A Cake

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apology,cake,cat,drunk,gross,Hall of Fame,projectile vomit,puking,vomiting
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Cake makes everything better. The cat is probably traumatized, though.

Girls Night Out!

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cross dresser,dress,Party,wtf
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One of these things is not like the other one...

The 900 Calorie Cocktail

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.