In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Michigan, Detroit.
What would you do if you were too drunk to drive and in dire need of a Slurpee? While most of us would probably do nothing and hope the craving passes, this enterprising man took to the wonders of the internet to solve his problem. This "responcible" citizen has promised reimbursement, five dollars, a beer and use of his truck in exchange for a Slurpee delivery. We can only hope that someone answered his plea.