Mickey Comes Down

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"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."

In Michigan You'll Get an "Honest Pint."

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The federal government might be shut down but Michigan lawmakers are hard at work protecting our right to a good value. Rep. David Knezek (D-Dearborn Heights) and Rep. Brandon Dillon (D-Grand Rapids) have written a proposal to amend the state Liquor Control Act to make sure that when a pint of beer is offered at a bar or restaurant, customers are getting an "honest pint."
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Happy 4/20 From Carl Sagan!

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"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.