I'm not sure if you should be ashamed or incredibly proud. I'm leaning towards the latter myself...

God did bequeath upon man beer, and there was much rejoicing.

Nothing makes you long for the good ol' days like getting trashed out of arcade-game shot glasses. It reminds me of a time when I legally couldn't even appreciate this wonderful product but still thought this was as far video games would ever progress.

Welcome to After 12's newest feature, "Sorry For Partying" of the Week. The inaugural selection comes to us from what can only be the greatest spring break ever. Also kudos to the arresting officer for recognizing the importance of leaving the moose-head (at least I think it's a moose?) on the offending troublemaker.

If there was ever a good reason to go to Spain, it was this. Why yes, I would like to go to a fictional tavern run by everyone's favorite surly cartoon barkeep! Now where the hell is the door...