Hey, it's CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) week. You probably heard of it as that event that invited known bigot Milo Yiannopoulos, but then decided that maybe someone who supports pedophilia isn't the free speech defender they want

They are still having many other known bigots, though, like Steve Bannon and that reality-TV gameshow host who is now the president of asking the FBI to denounce Trump-Russia story. So that's fun. 

But speaking of Trump and Russia, someone at CPAC is handing out Russian flags that say Trump on them.

Ever the buzzkills, the staff at CPAC didn't take to kindly to the idea that their keynote speaker was somehow being influenced by a foreign nation, so they had someone come by and snatch up the flags.

All this is so strange. It's as if people think that their is something fishy going on between Trump and Russia. 

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Via: Vital Events
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I have no idea what this seven kinds of crazy young lady is on, but whatever it is, can I get some? Clearly someone f**ked with the batch of whatever she ingested, and we're fortunate(?) enough to witness her psychedelic-fueled trip to Pluto and back. She definitely didn't fail to get out of her mind (out of her damn body) for a music festival. I want the follow up to her episode though. Shit, I want the live-tweet recap. Anyone out there, please?

Anyways, as the Urban Outfitted, hipster-hatted, sloppily face-painted season of outdoor festivals like Coachella loom heavy on the horizon...what better way to get in the spirit of what will surely be many an episode of Milllennials experimenting with drugs for the first time, than to take a ride to outer space with this chick, right?

This list is for all the hopeless, frustrated romantics out there that either think their dating life is shit, or feel bad about being forever alone (which is fucking awesome by the way..).

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The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.

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Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.

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Via: Hydraulic Press Channel
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These Hydraulic Press 'crush all the things' videos are some kind of mesmerizing-- therapeutic in a watch allegedly indestructible shit get flattened and emasculated to sliver-like existence. 

Ugh seriously not cool MAAAM and DAAAD. These two parents had to go and set the tone of an otherwise nice check-up convo between loving family members, to instead a paralyzing level of awkwardness. But hey, I'll be the first to suggest that group chats inherently suck -- no matter who is involved. This is the rock-bottom of terrible group chats though, that much is for sure. Though, I might take the quick and deadly stab of cringe in this conversation, over the 98 notifications that last Friday's group chat bitchslapped my deeply irritated phone with. 

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