Given by the things some of these people are saying after sex, their lives are far more colorful than mine. 

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How do you deal with being a third wheel? You could continuously complain about how you're single or how you'll never meet that special someone or how if you died in your apartment no one would ever know about it, so you decided to sign up for one of those life alert bracelets because people slip in the shower all the time. 

This woman has a different approach. 

Avalon runs the Instagram Third Wheel Extravaganza, where she celebrates the cold, empty stares of the only single person in the room. Watch as she lives a life of solitude as the people around her never stop kissing. 

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What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past. 



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During Jeopardy's annual College Championship competition, Viraj Mehta evidently couldn't have had any less flying f**ks to give, let fly the proverbial 'bird' at Trebek and the rest of the audience during his in-game interview (an interview I might add, made more epic by the fact his story centered on an enthralling tale about pizza). 

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This video from Brazil will take you breath away. Not because it's so starkly beautiful, but because you're almost certain you're about to watch a man kill himself. 

He doesn't, it's just a 15-year veteran of the safety net biz who trusts his work. 

This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday pizza-loving human on Twitter (a venue already prone to rage-ridden outbursts/tweet reacts); and tell them they shouldn't enjoy their doughy gift of the gods. 

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Because we live in the weirdest time line, there's a whole Subreddit devoted to people eating oranges in the shower. Why? Because oranges are messy and people need their Vitamin C.

According to The Verge, "The Shower Orange is an extension of the treatise of the Shower Beer. A food or drink item that is good when consumed outside the shower (and does not disintegrate when wet) will be even better when consumed within the shower. In this instance, the shower not only enhances the original fruit, but actually solves its inherent sticky problem."​

I just think it's gross and weird. What is going on, Earth?

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