Boys, lets get something straight, being bitter and mean isn’t going get you any dates. I know you think it will, but it won’t.

Exhibit A: Gary.

Gary is a 22-year-old cook who appears to be quite the charmer. Look at him handle that creme brulee. Tight. Let's just check out his profile. 

Despite what Gary, thinks no one has ever said, “I’m a ‘special snowflake' who doesn't like being told that I have a ‘worn out disease-ridden vagina,’ but I love sushi and mini-golf. This is a real pickle. Well, as Meat Loaf said, ‘Two out of three ain’t bad.’ Swipe right.”

Vivian isn’t the only one to recognize this because, well, the Internet didn’t like Gary too much either.

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It starts with a hammer to the camera and goes from there.

No one wants to be filmed, least of all this dude’s neighbors. After putting a security camera outside of his apartment, he filmed the insanity that is his living situation. Watch people hitting the camera with hammers and canes to spray painting it to what appears to be a drunk man trying and failing to walk down the stairs on his hands. He was so close. So close.

Watch and feel grateful that this isn’t your apartment. Unless it is, in which case, sorry!

Via: ViralHog
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Do you have the right stuff? Probably not. Like six people have the right stuff.

This lady, however, has the right stuff. She wanted to see what 8Gs felt like, and, apparently, it feels like totally passing out. Imagine passing out in a jet and coming to in a jet. The grip this woman has on reality is incredible. I would be out. Eject. This would be me:

via Popular Mechanics

Shoutout to all my lonesome dudes in arms that find themselves unspoken for, on the market, single, looking, whatever. Shit sucks sometimes. At least we can seek temporary solace in the Internet...or you know, just wallow in a pit of self-despair in the company of some web comics that only further awaken the forever alone restlessness. Or not. Maybe you enjoy the single life. Hell, I do sometimes. Either way, buckle up for a solid feels trip.

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Via: The Unquotable Trump
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Up in the sky! It’s Bird! It’s a plane! It’s, oh, Donald Trump.

The Tumblr “The Unquotable Trump” is in the repurposing Trump game. While people like Mark Hamill have had their comic book fun reading quotes of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, this Tumblr sees Trump in the funny pages.

In “The Unquotable Trump,” Artist R. Sikoryak takes things that Trump actually says and recreates some classic Wonder Woman, Black Panther, and Captain America covers with Trump getting in the mix. These re-imaginings of classic comics are amazing. ‘Nuff said. Check ‘em out.

 

https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155992084661/after-an-uncredited-gold-key-artist
https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155944570380/after-jack-kirby-and-joe-sinnott
https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155807269291/after-charlie-adlard
https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155763067019/after-bob-montana
https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155717907021/after-chris-houghton

https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155671852248/after-john-romita
https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/post/155625128959/after-jim-lee-and-scott-williams

I get it. We're really going out there on a limb here with what usually constitutes the WIN kind of content, but people...this little gallery right here is a reflection (albeit unrealistic, cause how many of these ladies actually scarfed down the junk food after the shot was taken) of WIN-worthy food enjoyment. Burgers and pizzas already looked great without the guest stars, so color me confident in saying these pairings definitely boded well with the tastebuds.

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